Last to know

In my family , I think I have been unknowingly designated as the "last one to know ANYTHING" person. I think my family had a vote on it one night while I was gone and said to themselves " Well Afton's gone so we'll just vote her into that position." I wish I had a vote though. Mostly because I HATE being the last one to know. Legit , want some examples. Okayyy. Remember the time my dog died and I didn't find out till a month later? Or maybe the time dad was in the hospital and I didn't know about it till 2 weeks later? Or the time Aunt got preggo and I didn't find out until 5 months till due date? or how about the time more recently I didn't know Sarah was engaged until a few weeks before the wedding? Or how about the Most recent? Me not finding out about my Sisters terrible car wreck until a week later ? Step it up family. Step. IT. UPPPP!!!! Anywaysss....aside from the obvious aggravation of NOBODY telling me anything.I'm okay. I've been happy and i've been losing weight. Ask boyfriend. He commented on it. It's because i'm following a diet that makes me cry. In fact I completely related to the simpsons episode we watched tonight where Homer went on a hunger strike and cried , then said " i'm sooo hungry" I looked at Gregg and said " I can relate. In fact I said that yesterday." Life is so hard. Anyways ,since my new job pays bank Gregg and I have decided that I will save money ( while paying of bills, sweet) for us to go on a magical beach vacation. Yeah oh , did I mention I might be getting a job numero THREE??? No? Well... it's true. That's how the life of Afton is going. yay.