Diet Day Dos.

You know what? The title of this blog just made me this much <----------> happier simply because all the words start with "D" . Does that let you know how my day went ? That something thatsimple could make me happy? No? Then let me explain myself. I woke up.at 2-ish. I woke up at 8 first then my brain was like " No thanks Afton , just go back to bed. kay bye. " So I obeyed. Anyways. Then I had my good morning shake. bleh. Then I finished the bachelor. GOOD. I'm sooo upset that what's her face is still on though. You know who i'm talking about. The annoying, crazy , girl from SLC. I really just want to punch her in the face. The fact that Brad actually likes her annoying-ness makes me want to punch him in the face.
Continuing on. Then right as I was about to watch parenthood , Gregg comes over. I get my stuff together ... WAIT!! REWIND!! Prior to the parenthood watching I go to take a bath because I really wanted to. So I turn on the water to the hottest so I can get it warm , go get my clothes and do something else. By the time I got back the tub was full. Of hot water. So I say to myself , eh , i'll deal and jump in. BAD IDEA. I burned my bum. ( I later relayed the story to Gregg who as soon as I started said YOU SCALDED YOUR BUTT!! This my friends is why I love him #1234567 ) Okay back to my story. I gather my stuff up and we leave. We go to UVU so we can get school stuff done. On the way out we grab Jamba. Gregg is being so helpful at this point by helping me find the smoothie I can have with the LOWEST calories. He's an angel I tell you. We go over to his house when I realize hey , I have therapy in half an hour. BOO.My therapist says I don't need it , but I have to go anyway because who knows why.
So after therapy Gregg picks me up so we can go to his house. We get there and I just lay down and cry . I cry and cry and cry. Gregg, my loving angel looks at me and says " Do you want your shake?" I nod my head no , but he picks it up anyways and brings it to me. Then he just cuddles me and lets me cry on his shoulder. I'm crying because i'm SO HUNGRY , I'm crying because I don't want to go to therapy anymore. I'm crying because he does not know if he wants to be with me or not, I'm crying because I feel like crying is ALL I can do. After i'm done crying he hands me my shake and says Afton , I will make you a KP. ( for those of you who don't know what a KP is it's a sandwich Gregg and TJ invented and it's delicious. ) So I open up my shake that was very undesirable at the moment , but I knew I should put SOMETHING in my stomach for how mean i'm being to it by cutting calories and such , and we just talk.
I should also let you know that I got Gregg to shave. Begging him and telling him that " Your beard hurts me when we kiss" was not working. Finally Gregg was like i'll shave my face if you will. I'm like okay. He's all but what will you shave your face with? I'm like shaving cream ? He giggles and goes " OKAY I'LL SHAVE!! " True to my end of the deal I walk upstairs with him and with TJ and a photo as my witness I shaved with Gregg. Mind you I used shaving cream and a Q-tip , but whatever.I'm just glad I got the boy to shave. Then I was craving Chocolate. After convincing Gregg that I still had 240 calories I could eat we went and got me some candy. Guess what world. I followed my diet today. EXACTLY. Then we talked to Tim for a little bit about catholics and Greek Orthodox and NYC and how much we LOVE the pizza there. Then Gregg and I talked about lots of other things. Like how tomorrow we are going to watch the simpsons ALL DAY LONG. Anyways. Yeah I'm reading 3 books right now. IT is HARD. I'm really only liking the one by stephen king. I also got a book called the Mitfords. It's about 6 sisters who wrote letters to each other ( BRETT , COLBY , WE MUST do this.) they were SUPER crazy though. Like one committed suicide , one was a nazi , one was in prison , one kept her appendix and sold ( yes I said SOLD) the stitches. CRAZY!!! Anyways i'll attach my "beard" picture.