Before Bed.

Dear Blogging world. Since Brett Emma demanded more blogging from my end , and since I have nothing to talk about , I shall tell you about my before bed routine and the quirky-ness that is Afton. I laugh about it now that I realize this ACTUALLY goes down. EVERY NIGHT.

so around 12:55 am I do my post Craig Ferguson , Pre Oprah squats... on the couch... I like the bounciness... don't judge. at 1am I'm in my room on my bed , writing in my Journal , followed by my scripture reading which depending on how long the 5 chapters are , can last anywhere from 10-30 min. Then I pray. I climb into bed and this is where the quirky kicks in. I realize I haven't peed yet. So I get up to go to the bathroom then head back to bed. And repeat that step about 3 more times before I can actually go to sleep. Not even kidding. I CAN'T SLEEP IF I DON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST. It's literally impossible for me. I'm afraid i'll wet the bed if I don't. I don't know when exactly this started or if I've always done it , but I just now noticed it.

My other quirk is that I HAVE to have a full bottle of water by my bed. I have to. Here's the logic in that. I have panic attacks right. Well I've finally gotten to the point where I can make them stop if I drink water. So I keep a bottle of water with me at night. Why does this help. I'll tell you my strange and twisted logic. Water is made of H2O two hydrogens and one Oxygen. well , we need oxygen to breathe right? Well water has oxygen , so I will NOT die if I drink water. Because i'll have Oxygen. Silly I know.

My other need? The phone. It has to be in my room. Like someone is really going to call me in the middle of the night. Probably not , but if they do , i'll be prepared.

So that my friends is my before bed routine. Enjoy.